Christmas Presents by Underling
Twelve tawses tawsing, Eleven slippers slipper’ring, Ten strops a–stropping, Nine paddles paddling, Eight rulers rul’ring, Seven belts a–belting, Six whips a–whipping, Five hairbrush–esss, Four whippy canes, Three ping pong bats, Two wooden spoons And a switch from a hickory tree! – Underling Humblings
